Best of #SpikesAsia: Day 2

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Looking at the speaker schedule today, the morning kicks off with Havas' Yannick Bollore answering questions on Effective Brand Communication. Attendees also have a talk by  R/GA's Barry Wacksman on Transformation to look forward to and Lowe Profero's Wayne Arnold and DFS' Winnie Park chatting about micro-innovations in Asia-Pacific.

Now get hashtagging, we're eager to entertained.  

Catch up on Day 1's Best Of #SpikesAsia here
 

In the interest of research, I looked up the story as performed by the author Michael Rosen. 
I still don't see the similarities and now I'm effing terrified. 

In the words of comedian Sheng Wang: "Why do people say 'grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. 
Those things can take a pounding.” 

Well that's torn it. Why would I want to work there now? 

Proof that spammers are the living dead

Something tells me it's getting a bit crowded at #SpikesAsia

But really what would this industry be like without Buzzwords? (Mute)

And here's the trending naughty word of the day

 

George Burns once said: "If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made.
Very few people die past that age."

 

BUUUUUUUUUURRRRN!

The same has been said about first dates

This is what a 90s youth in Malaysia does to you. #scarred

Or how will the brand target me at the precise moment I'm flossing to send a location-directed drone to my window with a coupon for more floss? Duh. 

So if you can think like a woman, you're gold. (Good luck)

Someone needs an audit

And it's NOT because were 'dippy'!

And here they thought it was for the authenticity of buying it where it's made. Bubble. Burst. 

Yeah! You gotta fight! For your right! (TO PARTAY)

And here I thought it'd be fruit cocktail flavoured with a hint of nuts

Me! Me! Feed me? Please? *rattles chains*

Yes, Back to the Future references are also wins. #geeklove 

So diabolical. So geeky. Me likey!

 

 

I am gutted. GUTTED. That there is no picture accompanying this Tweet.
 

No OmNomNom?

Also known as the rarest of women (in this funny but admittedly chauvinistic video)

I'm guessing this is from Yannick Bollore's talk. Juuuust a guess. 

Okay a legit reference to Game of Thrones = a post here
#ArbitraryGeekRule