Best of #SpikesAsia: Day 3

Perhaps there were other parties after the piratey knees-up, but you were apparently rained out, or too rummed up to hashtag straight. We'll check under #SpikAsia and #SpkieAisa to be sure. 

To you help recall where you are, here's all our coverage of Spikes Asia 2014

Before everyone ran off to get plastered, yesterday's (slightly) more sober tweets indicated that most of you were taken by Evidently's talk on children's bedtime stories, the concept of Perf*cktion and disappointment over Indy Saha's assurances that Google doesn't spend all its time sitting around on beanbags playing guitars. 

Remember none of this? Here's a refresher. 

Now, to provide some additional motivation to your tweeting today, we've decided to give the person who we abitrarily declare champion of #SpikesAsia for today (with no authority whatsoever, and we really hope the Spikes people don't get upset about this) an utterly virtual shiny spikey gold trophy. This one in fact:

This is one way of saying it

 

Some mutual speaker lovin going on here

I'm... so... roooneeeryyyyyy....
(Thanks for comforting our man on the ground Ogilvy)

Notice that no one's going to bother dragging it

 

David Mayo brings a ray of Cannes sunshine to Suntec

 

 

 

This is so cool, we had to go the extra mile and embed it.
Also, this is why we leave you alone and bored. =P 

.@AmirKassaei's #SpikesAsia talk condensed into less than 10 seconds http://t.co/IambvohGWL

— Spikes Asia (@SpikesAsia) September 25, 2014

 

 

Now, on to the pictures from last night. *rubs hands in glee*

 

 

 

 

 

And now a reminder from Ogilvy as to the true importance of Spikes 

 

SCANDALOUS!

 

What is this 'pen' you speak of?

*Future waves back with embarassing enthusiasm* 

 

 

Because in the future, everyone will hold agency hands

 

 

Ouch! That stings!

 

 

Wait wait. You're telling me I could get paid to do this? Shut the front door!

 

 

 

I mean, really, would your mom call this work?

 

 

When was the last time black was the new black again?

 

The importance of practicing what you preach

 

 

Like this (See what we did there?)

 

 

We are a woefully unoriginal species. #weepforhumanity

 

 

Who gives a jack?
 

 

Cue horror music *ching ching ching ching*
 

 

Because if it's not actually booze, it should be helping people get to booze