This analogy is so apt, it brings the shame, fear and horror right back for Ad Nut. The extortion, the pressure, the backstabbing, the unreasonable demands, the lies... Oh wait, that was just Ad Nut's last dealing with a major TV service provider.
Nice one Sling TV! (Sling TV, if you're not familair, is an over-the-top TV service in the US, owned by Dish Network.)
Several US cable TV systems have refused to air Sling TV's commercial. Ad Nut believes some parties may be feeling a bit butthurt.